Harmonic Resolution Therapy
"Harmonic Resolution ™ Therapy (HRT) is a futuristic, cutting edge, supercomputer biofeedback system that gathers from a person's breath and voice their personal harmonic signature according to the universal rhythm, then harmonizes and redirects it back to them via a multi-sensory vehicle that allows them to see, hear, and feel their own optimized spectral essence. Doing so essentially drives an individual at their own natural resonance, enhancing the harmony they already possess and allowing them to reassemble themselves into a higher levels of order."[hmmm... where have we seen this before???... think I'll go fry some eggs... ]
Howard Campbells rants...
[It's neat and funny, but everything that was said was said in August.]
Bigfoot and Wild-Boy
"This story is about a young boy lost somewhere in the North West and raised by Big Foot who spend their time fighting crime. I know what you're thinking, 'This same old song and dance where Big Foot fights crime with the man-child he raised from a young pup...?' Sounds kinda far fetched to you? Perhaps you haven't picked up a Weekly World News lately."